Girls are climbing all over the living room furniture, and crawling out of my hair, girls are using my eyes, girls are slipping my checkbook into their handbags, girls can't stop talking. Allergic girls. Detergent girls. Floating girls. Stolen girls. Girls and death. Girls defeated by hammers. The girls department. Girls and money. Girls for sale. Legendary girls. Insect girls. Inspect girls. Inject girls. Girls in the supermarket. Backstreet girls. Singing girls. Driving girls. Let me go girls. Walking girls running girls standing still girls. Most and cold girls. Hot and cold running girls.

Cunt tits feet face hair. Electric girls. Nominated girls. Financed girls. Jungle girls at the Mudd club. Diamond girls at the Pierre. Cunts with shields and cunts with spears. Spy girls. All the same girls. All the time girls. Finished girls. Girls in the war. Girls on tour. Girls in the men room. Inquisitive girls. Intuitive girls. Exquisite girls. Girls who live in the crotch of metropolitan life to illustrate what it's like to be a girls in America today. Negative girls who say :"We are second class citizens !." White girls who want to be black, they demand to be recognized as dogs at war. They learn to say :

"I had to be a prostitute !"

"I had to do it. He would have killed me !"

"He shot me ion the chest from four feet and then spent half an hour cleaning up the apartment before he even called an ambulance, the cop thought I was going to die and held my hand all the way to the hospital."

Negative girls are mirrors. They are looking for the proof of their visions every day in every activity. They take photographs of boys telling lies then show them the photographs of their lies revealing the false structure of our sexual code, which negative girls aim to break.

Most girls get thrown downstairs, beaten up, raped, left, used, abused, slutted, whored, wined and dined close up like foul black flowers and become ugly dishwashers, but negative girls never fall in love they rise in hate. They take their pain to the public. They exorcise dissapointment with its photograph. They celebrate another moon. They chase gaiety, and emerge purged. A negative girl only has bad news. A negative girl only tells bad stories. She likes to tell stories about every bad person she ever knew, and if you try to cheer her up by telling her something good, she'll turn down her mouth and say it didn't happen to her. But most of all she likes to tell bad stories about herself.

Negative girls know that the male's primary impulse is to insert as fat into the female body as he can possibly go, and they don't care. Negative girls pretend to be forced to have sex because it proves how negative it is, how negative you feel about them, and how negative their lives are.

Negative girls are very annoyed if you think they enjoyed themselves too much. Negative girls are distinctly unhappy if asked by their partners to adopt a superior position during coitus. Little girls who really need help, vulnerability is their strongest suit. It always hurts negative girls when you fuck them. "Ouch, ouch, you are hurting me. Stop. Oh My God." Negative girls are embarrassed about sex and don't like to talk about it. If you start being passionate she will scream out, "I'm very drunk ! I just wan to to get raped and fucked ! Just fuck me ! Rape me ! Oh God rape me !" and expect you to rip her clothes off and fuck her like a savage from the realm of Tarzan's imagination.

Lawyers, bookkeepers and priests everywhere tell me there are a lot of normal reasonable girls around capable of leading a straight forward adult life, getting married, settling down and raising a family. I've never seen any and I don't believe it. Every girl I meet is just as crazy and remarkable as the one before her. It's always bad with their whoring and their heroin their wheedling and whining and little girl cries : Sally wants presents. Sally wants ten presents. Sally wants more presents. How many presents does Daddy have for Sally ?"

You take a negative girls out of town everywhere in a limousine and keep giving her cocaine and heroine, you take her to exotic private dinner parties, then you ask her if she had a good time and she says it was okay, before going uptown to turn a trick for fifty dollars - just to make sure you understand how much she needs you and how much she wants your attention. A lot of attention. All of it. A night with a negative girl is fraught with danger and can be a nightmare. At any moment she may turn its tide, leaving you washed up on the alcoholic shores of morning. Flapping off of grey rocks you wake to find yourself fully dressed alone, a cigarette between your teeth, a pork pie hat stuck on your head.

Negative girl will never stay in one place for very long. A negative girl gets bored easily and if you aren't running around with a feather stuffed up your ass or dressed in a chicken suit, or if you have not got anymore funny stories to tell or famous people to introduce her to, a negative girl will run off screaming , "Where's the party ?" Negative girls are not interested in the newspapers or politics. Negative girls do not like to think, although you have your substrata of intellectual negative, really bitter bitches with whiplash tongues, regal snatches up on the higher floors who make men kill to fuck, snapping turtle cunts in jaguars, all whoring for power.

One of the uncoolest things about negative girls is that they think James Bond is cool. Uncool, and also revealing, for Bond is one of the greatest women haters of all time. Of negative girsl, Bond's creator, Ian Fleming, once said, "The major problem with them is they don't wash enough. Filthy the whole lot of them." Negative girls are not very cool and often make complete fool of themselves in front of everyone, having their dresses ripped off by jealous paramours at the Copacabana, falling on their asses trying to model in a fashion show (unexpectedly everyone had to wear roller skates), or just prancing around in a wonder woman suit her ass doesn't fit into.

Be very careful who you introduce a negative girl to because she will always collect any famous number lying around and then all up the famous person and any you told her to call. Negative girls will use your name and connections indiscriminately, but if you ever try and illicite a favor from a negative girls - and introduction, a place to stay, and invitation - she will recoil in horror and assume a superior, removed position.

It has been asked : are negative girls aliens ? negative girls were certainly given different orders.

Negative girls don't have any clothes because they spend a lot of time in bed, mostly just sleeping it off, alsthough they do have to perform or else they wouln't be allowed to stick around. What theywear is remarkably uniform, depending on the image the individual chooses to elmply. When dressing, negative firls concentrate on what will be immediately recognizable to negative boys, except in the few cases where the girls just doen't have to bother what she wezars she'll get fucked.

The majority of negative girls wear black. If they wear dresses the skirts are short over black stockings or knee socks, white cotton underpants are de rigueur, high heels (to push their ass out) bras (to push their tits out) and black leather jackets. If they wear pants the pants are black the boots are black and the jacket's black. The underwear may also be black. Some negative girls throw in a few colors, wear red shoes or pink feather boas and carry yellow plastic handbags, but only on the weekend or if they 're temporarily acting in a record company office. Negative girls are too serious to get that fancigful about their outfits. Variations on theis run through most school girl outfits from China to Paraguay. Another alternative is the little boy's sharkskin suit worn over black high heel boots and unders hort spiky hair. Add tear gas gun and - Hey presto ! You're a negative girl.

Where do negative girls get their clothes ? "We shop in other peopl's closets !" A negative girl rushes into an apartment and heads straight for the closet to see if ther's anything she could wear you might lend her for the night. A negative firl will never return anything she borrowed and if you ever leave anything in a negative girl's bed it will get lost before you remamber where it is. I have lot a number of small items this way : watches, drugs, credit card... negative girls are jackdaws, but even the ones with the bigfgest noises and worst acne are always pretty because they dress up is balerina clothes and wear black gauze and spangles round their ankles. Negative girls are confectionary. Their cunts taste like candy.

Negative girls are great in bed if they are not too sick, but they 're sick a lot. Some negative girls are alqays sick because they never eat anything and take as many drugs as they can. But negative girls are quite particular about what kind of drugs they will take and most of them abhor marijuana. Boys who smoke marijuana around negative girls always get a lot of flak -

- because it makes them paranoid and paranoia is the last thing a negative girl can afford to have added to her afflictions.

Negative girls like speed and their mouth are always falling out. A lot of negative girls have to take qualudes in order to get fucked because they're too tense otherwise. They say all girls like to get smacked and negative girls concur, liking smack better than anything else. You can pretend heroin doesn't exist, or that only underworld stooges of the lowest order use it, but negative girls shout , "We're going to get some good smack as soon as we get to London !" Don't be a boring moralist about it !" While sociologists pout, "Many young girls who fear the permanent side effects of drug addiction accept bizarre sexual experiences in belief that it is the lesser of two evils." What sleazy liars they are !

A boy walks through a crowd of beautiful girls wearing a black bandage across his eyes. A negative boy walks through a crowd of beautiful girls he cannot see. He covers his eyes with a black gloved hand. The wind blows a boy in a black hat and coat over, a car veers around the corner, the streetlights go out. Two priests pull up in a limousine. A negative boy goes into another world he has the pictures of. A negative girl screams : "THAT ISN'T WHAT HAPPENNED ! WE WANT TO HEAR ABOUT THE BIT WHERE HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF !"

Negative girls only like negative boys and negative boys hate their girlfriends, so negative girls are always close to the flame of hate. This keeps them awake. Negative girls want to have sex with negative boys because negative boys match the desired sequence of pictures negative girls have superposed on their sex screens. The negative girls sees the negative boy walking across the room, she appreciates his skinny ass his skinny legs his skinny head his skinny brain his skinny veins - all withered up and dried away, which is why he's off the stuff for a while. They flip for his tight skinny mouth and his giant animal like member protruding from his pants like a rolling pin. How many times have I had to listen to negative girls gleefully describing their boyfriends cock with the guy nodding out right next to them ? I always think the guy is going to be embarrassed when his girlfriend says, "You can't help the way nature made you honey, you have a beautiful cock", but he just pops another quarter in the pinball machine.

Negative boys say, "Going to bed is really giving up. We never go to bed until we pass out. All imagination of the future is wrong and I am in a precarious position flying over unknown territory without control of my plane, so don't bother me."

How do negative girls deal with negative boys ? Most negative girls are frigid. They can usually cover it up pretty well with their acting experience, but most negative boys are impotent, even after reading textbooks on the physiology of erections, and this creates a problem. She tries to jump on top of him wearing a tee-shirt that says FETISH or ROCK AND ROLL HIGHSCHOOL on it, but he can only jerk off to her voice over the telephone. A negative girls will never masturbate her boy friend.

(It is unwise to take a negative girl to a restaurant. She'll make sure it's expensive, then keep the waiter standing around while she bites her nails, and ask what everything looks like. When it comes you realize why. She just likes to look at the food and push it around, unless she's at DAVE'S LUNCHEONNETTE, where she'll eat everything on her plate and lick it).

Negative girls communicate with their bodies as baits, but negative girls own their own bodies completely and can do whatever they want with them. The city is strewn with the corpses of boys who thought they owned negative girls. Negative girls like to boast about how much they've been getting. They insist on their right to be debauched. negative girls demand to get fucked. "I want to get fucked !" they scream at you over the telephone, and running into your apartment they hand you a rubber, wail "WANNA FUCK ?" and dash into the bedroom. Negative girls demand control. Negative girls want to get excited. Negative girls like to seduce young boys. Negative girls like to be little girls and fuck famous old men. . Negative girls like to fuck drummers, singers and guitar players. Negative girls look for cute boys wherever they go. Negative girls rip off straight men whenever they can. Negative girls have sex with giant insects. Negative girls are treated like garbage and they come. Negative girls are fulfilling comic books fantasies.

A negative girl would never think of getting married because she knows if she sits at home and watches television, knitting and washing dishes and walking around the block with babies, she will become suicidely depressed, and her boyfriend will become incredibly bored with her ugly pan and will hardly ever want to see it, let alone touch her creepy flesh. Negative girls are smart. They keep moving.

Grab a negative girl by the wrist, flying her onto the carpet, drag her across the floor and throw her out the door into the corridor and she will threaten to sue and walk around with a bandaged wrist for a week, but all she really wants is an apology. Apart form photographs, negative girls like to collect confessions. They always make it seem like it's your fault and they are very persuasive so you often end up apologizing to negative girls. This one girl was complaining about how her boyfriend wouldn't even give her fifty cents to go uptown so she could be a model for penthouse Magazine and I said "But he arranged for you to make $ 200 so that's pretty nice of him," and she goes, "Yeah, but because of that stupid jerk I met at Penthouse I went on the Scaresdale diet and consequently became a junkie and a whore again, so I don't think arranging a photo session at Penthouse for me was really much a nice thing for him to do." The same girl was Quadrophenia three times and blamed its destructive influence on the boy who had given her his ticket. Intercourse is when she is "used" by her partner, pregnancy is when she is "ill " and childbirth is when she "gets better".

Negative girls can be very violent very suddenly. The only way to handle this is to be equally violent. All negative boys have had to beat up negative girls. Zsa Zsa Gabor says "I love it !" and most negative girls make a big thing out of getting beaten up. Bruises are beautiful.

"There you are. No. That's what makes them so dangerous. Makes them change from being your friend into being your murderer in a second time. We all hate to a certain extent. You'd be surprised at the murderous daydream that some sweet old lady is indulging in, but it's only when hate is dammed up that it breaks out in murder. Imagine an infant outraged over some slight frustration like having a toy taken away. They think of her with the strength and imagination of a negative girl. She would kill."

SCIENTIST : In order to maintain replacement fertility, financial incentives to encourage childbearing may eventually become necessary.

NEGATIVE GIRL : I'm a beautiful girl and I shouldn't have to do that.

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Negative girls are not responsible. They deny any demands. They don't owe you anything. Try and find a negative girl on Thanksgiving Day. She shakes her fist at the sky and screams "Thanks ! Thanks a lot !" before running inside. Negative girls never have any money but they often "have some coming." The mysterious source of their supply is not easy to discover. Negative girls spot friends in the morgue and identify them for newspapers, making an extra buck on the side. Sometimes their granmother back in Wyoming died and they got two thousand dollars, all of which they will immediately spend on shoes, airplane tickets and heroin. Some negative girls have families living somewhere else who occasionally send them money, like maybe there's a baby in the background or they're getting paid to stay away. Negative girls are brave because they always live alone. Alone she goes to the hospital in a cab to have her baby, paying with a jar full of change. Inside the hospital no one tells her anything. She screams, the brat is stuffed in and incubator.

Negative girls count their money and curse. They expect you to pay for everything and they expect it to be food or they will complain. A negative girl only reads the wine list to make sure the wine is expensive. She will not accept a house wine. She recommend and will only accept Fourex prophylactics, made from imported lambskin ($ 6.98 for 3, but definitely won't break). If you ask her to pay for anything, a negative girl will be insulted. If she does give you any money she will throw it at you, having taken fifteen minutes to extract it from her boot. If you expect her to pay again she will start to flirt with other men in the restaurant, or run uptown to turn a trick. Meaning rises out of what we don't understand.

Negative girls are nervous, irritable and excited. !they cannot just sit staring at television, they have to get up and go out and do something. "OH GOD. WELL LET'S GO TO THE MIKL BAR. FIRST ONE 'S ON ME!" And all the girls run down the street for a drink.

Negative girls are much more interested in how horrible life is now and how terrible it was then, and this is, in my opinion, much to their credit. Did television come as voice overs in your future . They rarely talk about the past. Of course you had a bad childhood , childhood is a bad time and people didn't have to use to pretend they had a good time until television put the alphabet in its grave.

Negative girls are appearing in increasing numbers on television. Look for these scenes : Crying on the toilet. Beating up on their kids. Really pretty but always tightlipped. It must be the season of the witch. Sociologist say the negative girl beating is widespread, but a negative girl always wants a negative boy to take care of her, because she always has a lot of problems. It's just like a cop show on T.V. : a chick arrives with a problem. The policeman comes to her aid and helps her solve the problem. The policeman comes to her aid and helps her solve the problem. In the end the chick is always happy again. But then another chick arrives with another problem for another sucker. Negative girls spin out their mythological routines on television. Negative girls are Cleopatra. They want to live in electric times and quiver in the silver light of morning with the haunted duchesses of history where television is Shakespeare.

A negative girl will never be happy. A negative girl will never be satisfied. A negative girl never be afraid to admit she is bored, tired, depressed, broke and has V.D., again. Every negative girl carries a camera in her cunt, a tape recorder in her head, a loudspeaker in her mouth and television in her eyes. Negative girls are agents. Sex with them is dangerous. They keep files. They hold conferences. A negative girl's common complaint : I am a photograph fixed in the imagination of men. They are what they want to be. Negative girls don't think about whether they are happy or not. What a dum thought.

A negative firls' main ambition is to have fun, but in order to really have fun she is going to have to get a gun. I think in the future negative girls should all be allowed to carry hand guns in their garter belts. Of course a lot of people would get shot but so what. If they want to mess around with negative girls that's their prerogative. It's par for the course to get smashed up by a negative girl. At some point she will do her best to bring you down crash. The trap in her magnet is honesty and pain. Sitting next to it you get hit.

A negative girl wears a shield on her wrist - her suicide scars : all negative girls have scars. All negative girls have abortions. All negative girls are whores. Sex is too dangerous. All negative girls have been raped and will admit it. How many American women will admit it. But when you try and talk seriously to a negative girl about taking more precautions and not being out alone at 4 a.m. drunk and depressed she gets annoyed and says, "Well you make it sound like it was my fault." A negative girl will not be intimidated. A negative girl is a play. A negative girl is an abortion, a moment, a mirage, a motor, a meatcleaver, a meathook. Negative girls are Queens of the Mud, negative girls are bright and beautiful, negative girls walk grandly in regal splendeur, negative girls always have a lot of cash in their voices, negative girls are all demons and sorceresses and witches - messengers from a conrotted nightstar. Negative girls rise like wraiths in a funnel of black silk over forests and disappear into fairylands forlorn. Negative girls are all supposed to be good at pinball but this isn't a magazine world. Negative girls read their schoolbooks and paint the cavewalls and experiment nitroglycerine. Negative girls are serious students leaning the skills necessary to qualify. They are invisible in your dreams.

I urge you to make contact with them. They are the language of our new dictionnaries. They will teach you how to fall over without hurting yourself and how to plan your itinerary with the doctors. Negative girls are the bottom line in girls. You cannot retreat or advance further. They are capable of blurring into the essence of adolescence and freezing in future frames.

Victor Bockris

Girls's room

MILK BAR

4 - 6 am Thanksgiving Day.

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